Not crazy, colorful. Colorful in a way that might respond to medication.
I go great with Pepsi and pizza. Sober as fuck. I suffer from a terminal case of sarcasm. I will always let you know where you stand, how long you are going to be standing there, and with whom you will be standing. I am probably a little too honest, but if that's not for you, the bus stop is just down the road.